Sunday, March 30, 2014

This is a test.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy sheep dog.
The lazy sheep dog, the quick brown fox jumped over.
Over the lazy sheep dog, the quick brown fox jumped.
Sheep the jumped brown the dog lazy over fox quick.
The fox the dog over lazy quick brown sheep jumped.
Brown dog fox jumped lazy over quick sheep the the.
God peehs yzal eht revo depmuj xof nworb kciuq eht.
Teh kicuq nrowb oxf depujm rove het zyla sephe ogd.
That there fox that was brown and also quick happened to have jumped in an over type direction in relation to that particular dog of a sheep style who was notably lazy.
The lazy sheep dog jumped over the quick brown fox. The quick brown fox was offended at the intrusion. The lazy sheep dog on the other hand felt a strong sense of retribution at overcoming predisposed expectation on its role in the heirarchy. Following the humiliation of being surpassed vertically by the larger and more sluggish species, the quick brown fox began to push its limitations becoming quicker, browner and even more self actualized as a fox. Having achieved its peak of physical prowess, the fox tracked down the lazy sheep dog, which by now had achieved its own sense of fulfillment becoming lazier, more sheeply, and indeed the apex of dogdom. As the quick brown fox lurched towards the lazy sheep dog, springing from the ground and soaring over the massive animal, the fox collided with a low branch which it had not noticed prior to its dexterous feat. Even as the fox landed in a heap on top of its canine obstacle, the lazy sheep dog never stirred, but its dreams took on a delightedly humorous tone.
Contrary to popular myth the quick brown fox really never jumped over anyone or anything worth mentioning. It lived a peaceful life in seclusion where it devoted most of its time to developing intellectual pursuits. If you see the quick brown fox, please let it be.

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